Dick Mitchell's Profile

I'm the type of Supercilious Power-Using Zealot that makes people's skin crawl. MAHWAWs make me vomit. I wouldn't take a job if it meant using Windows and I know I'm great enough to demand whatever computer I want. Every morning I put six-color war paint on my face and say a quick prayer to my dual 9600 Powermac running Apache and SFTP on Darwin. I know for a fact that Windows users are not only less intelligent, but also perform miserably in the sack. I will out-drink, out-dance and generally out-perform any Windows user at any task, computer related or not. Yes, I work in Advertising, but that's not why I use Macs. I use Macs because they're the only machines that are worthy of assisting me in all my creative brilliance. And if any you Windows-using drones have a problem with me or my platform, I've got a six pound Pismo under my pillow that I will gladly introduce to the side of your head.